A telepathetic SupMerWhoLocked Spider from mars.
Comprendey?
Did somebody say cards against humanity?

Did somebody say cards against humanity?

(Source: meme4u, via pizza)

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227640
Posted
7 hours ago

My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)

(via lonely-nobody)

Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
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Posted
8 hours ago

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via pizza)

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Posted
8 hours ago

Tina Tran, Until I started choking on our memories (via coffeekaling)

(Source: , via berrth)

I loved you to the point of ruin. I loved you until my lungs were filled with ash.
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16719
Posted
1 week ago

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

image

do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

(via juststopallthis)

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Posted
1 week ago

burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

image

(via filthylittleoptimist)

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Posted
1 week ago

Drank £70 worth of cocktails,and was forced to eat toast when I got home… I may have drank too much

Posted
1 week ago

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

(via ketchupbanana)

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101729
Posted
1 week ago

Dr. Hannibal Lecter (via lighten-ed)

You will always feel fine until the precise moment where you don’t.
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Posted
1 week ago

they took away my shitty short-term release and now they tell me i’m doing well (m.g.t)

i’m sick of it
of the confusion
am i better?
or is today just
a special case?
am i getting bad again?
or was last night
just a setback?
i’m sick of the pain
and i’m sick of
the professionals
saying i’m better
simply because i
don’t cut into
my skin anymore
i hurt so much
but now nobody
believes that i’m
really struggling
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Posted
1 week ago
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