A telepathetic SupMerWhoLocked Spider from mars.
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read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since  (via vantal)

(Source: pluiedem, via lampcunt)

Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
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The harrowing story of a cis white girl #lookwhatifound #graphicdesign #college #imamodel #model #jokes #poster #cis #whitegirl

The harrowing story of a cis white girl #lookwhatifound #graphicdesign #college #imamodel #model #jokes #poster #cis #whitegirl

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1 month ago

My biggest acomplishment today has been not wearing a bra…..

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1 month ago
reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

(Source: huntygatherer, via pizza)

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1 month ago

judgethelieyoulivein:

punkrockprincex:

sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations 

David Bowie doesn’t have this problem

(Source: andragonyremade, via englishboys-withbanjos)

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wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

(via englishboys-withbanjos)

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1 month ago

Do you ever get that feeling when you’re talking to someone and they just say something so adorable and cute and you end up internally sqealing? like no no you can’t do that, there must be laws. You’re being illegal.

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1 month ago
orangeisthenewblack-:

One of my favorite lines in the series.

orangeisthenewblack-:

One of my favorite lines in the series.

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1 month ago
Did somebody say cards against humanity?

Did somebody say cards against humanity?

(Source: meme4u, via pizza)

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1 month ago

My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)

(via lonely-nobody)

Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
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