A telepathetic SupMerWhoLocked Spider from mars.
Comprendey?
The harrowing story of a cis white girl #lookwhatifound #graphicdesign #college #imamodel #model #jokes #poster #cis #whitegirl

The harrowing story of a cis white girl #lookwhatifound #graphicdesign #college #imamodel #model #jokes #poster #cis #whitegirl

Posted
2 weeks ago

My biggest acomplishment today has been not wearing a bra…..

Posted
3 weeks ago
reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already

(Source: huntygatherer, via pizza)

Notes
189664
Posted
3 weeks ago

judgethelieyoulivein:

punkrockprincex:

sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations 

David Bowie doesn’t have this problem

(Source: andragonyremade, via englishboys-withbanjos)

Notes
260676
Posted
3 weeks ago

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

(via englishboys-withbanjos)

Notes
74205
Posted
3 weeks ago

Do you ever get that feeling when you’re talking to someone and they just say something so adorable and cute and you end up internally sqealing? like no no you can’t do that, there must be laws. You’re being illegal.

Posted
3 weeks ago
orangeisthenewblack-:

One of my favorite lines in the series.

orangeisthenewblack-:

One of my favorite lines in the series.

Notes
720
Posted
3 weeks ago
Did somebody say cards against humanity?

Did somebody say cards against humanity?

(Source: meme4u, via pizza)

Notes
251123
Posted
1 month ago

My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)

(via lonely-nobody)

Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.
Notes
109733
Posted
1 month ago

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via pizza)

Notes
269662
Posted
1 month ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter